chris's life

Politics

christopherconard — Tue, 04 Apr 2006 04:07:56 +0000

What I've learned from politics:

There's no such thing as a good dictator

Imperia Online

christopherconard — Mon, 03 Apr 2006 04:00:19 +0000

Imperia Online is a strategy-based RPG game. You get to build a good economy & army to conquer other empires.You don't get to see the battle, but you still get to know what happens. This online game features actual-time gameplay. You get to fight against other real people. It may seem boring when you start out, but after a few days you'll already be commanding troops. The person you want to attack doesn't even have to be online at the time you wish to battle them. If this game sounds stupid, well then you just waisted two minutes of your life.

Wisdom

christopherconard — Mon, 03 Apr 2006 03:50:10 +0000

One man's trash is another man's treasure.

One man's doing is another man's receiving.

John F. Kenedy’s death

christopherconard — Mon, 03 Apr 2006 03:48:40 +0000

Many news reporters around the world have one thing in commen, they're searching for a theory on how J. F. K. died. One of their conclusions are:

"One" man shot "one" bullet out of a rifle. There were numerous gun shots heard. The bullet must have figured out a way to make a path through many parts of J. F. K.'s body, then wound the guy next to him…………..

This was 40 years ago……………….

then again, this is America.

Caring isn’t sharing

christopherconard — Sun, 02 Apr 2006 05:41:07 +0000

Caring isn't sharing. For instance, you care about your girlfriend if you give her a hug/kiss/etc.,(or buy an expensive gift that you don't even know what its use is.) So caring isn't sharing, it's giving

Back in the day when……..

christopherconard — Thu, 30 Mar 2006 22:05:34 +0000

the world was flat

the sun revolved around the Earth

the Earth was the center of the univers

storms were created by gods

The Sundome

christopherconard — Wed, 29 Mar 2006 04:58:40 +0000

On Sunday, March 26, we had a concert. We, refering to the choir I sing in. The man that introduced to the audience called us the "Seniors" of the choir. Who's the Senior, him or us. Anyway, the soloists did great, and the microphone checks didn't involve shattering plates, or gun shots. Blam! Yep, the microphone works.

A way to cure smoking, with acupuncture

christopherconard — Mon, 27 Mar 2006 23:35:06 +0000

Chinese acupuncture is a great way to cure diseases, or just for sticking hundreds of needles all over your body. What you need is a box of toothpicks. Every time you feel a craving to wip out a cigarette, scratch a toothpick against your earlobe. This should work. If it doesn't, don't trust the chinese.

LOL

christopherconard — Mon, 27 Mar 2006 23:30:29 +0000

Lolie lolie lolie lol. lol lol lol loliegagin' lollers. lol lol loool lol lol lol lollie lol.

Dear diary

christopherconard — Mon, 27 Mar 2006 23:28:06 +0000

Dear diary,

Diaries are for people without friends. Diaries suck. You write all your personal information on them until your brother steals it to post it on the internet.